I started the day dressing GM style with gold shoes, sunglasses, and a shirt with shiny gold on it. I go to school to do some studying and open a girl sitting beside me asking if the library has good water, I couldn’t hear what the hell she was saying. I then head to the water fountain and talk about water to a girl for a second, and head back to my desk for some more studying. I end up passing out on the text book and drooling on it. I wake up to the low talker beside me asking me something, I say “What?”, and she points at her computer plug. So I move my shit for her to unplug it and go back to studying.

I get home, watch a little Fight Club, and head out at 11:15PM. I get to Bar “G” cause it’s cheap drink night. I see a buddy of mine, we chat it up and I do “laps”. I leave, and decide to check out other bars thinking that’ll allow a fresh opportunity to make an appearance.

So as I’m walking I see two girls ahead, one looks like she’s been drinking, HBWobble and the other appears “normal”, HBChineseHistory, so I pick up the pace to get near them and then slow it down a bit. The one who appears to be drinking says “Hey!”, and I reply with “Sup?”. We fluff talk a bit and they notice my gold shoes and get excited. We chat a bit more, meet a homeless guy and I give him $5, then another guy down on his luck comes by, I give him $10. They think it’s sweet. Then two guys come by, one chats up the HBWobble and gets her number (I’m impressed), while the other guy just leans back on the wall. I’m talking with HBChineseHistory a bit more. The two guys take off to Bar “G” and HBWobble decides she has to pee. We head to a pizza place and end up running into a guy named Elvis. HBWobble doesn’t pee so we go to find another place she can pee. We head to Bar “J” and as soon as we get in I assume they will follow me as I go and see some buddies, I look back after saying “Hi” and HBWobble and HBChineseHistory are gone. I do laps making it appear as though I’m not looking for them and hoping they will notice me, doesn’t happen. So I take off back to Bar “G” and hope I will run into them in the future. I do laps around Bar “G” and then head back up to Bar “J”. I do laps at Bar “J”, don’t see them, so I decide to check out some other bars. While doing this I get complimented on my shoes a few times and I reply with “Thanks”. The other bars appear dead, and I decide to walk by Bar “J” again. I hear some girls yelling and I look over to see HBWobble and HBChineseHistory sitting across the street near the bus stop. They wave at me and I walk across the street. I see a shock on their faces, and I look back to see that a bouncer has my one buddy in a head lock. The bouncer walks him to the middle of the street and lets him go. HBChineseHistory and I talk about guys acting weird when they are drunk and other fluff talk. Their ride comes, I give HBChineseHistory my number, yes I gave her my number, and I walk off. . . . I don’t believe I got her name . . .

I realize that GM style is not for me. I have to find the style that is me.

AUDIO (edited out certain details to retain privacy)

HBWobble & HBChineseHistory

Giving My Number to HBChineseHistory

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