Well the night goes like other nights, I get opened, though I don’t open. Some highlights of the evening were a topless girl having her picture taken with strangers, watching a guy walk into a wall and claim injury, seeing superman get punched in the gut while batman just watches, and also witnessed a guy get his balls licked by a girl he never knew. That guy is who I talked to for guidance. He claims he has 80% success rate and I hope to behold this, and learn from it.

Maybe I’ll post audio of our discussion (editing out parts for privacy does take a while).

Tomorrow night my bro is having his Stag & Doe and I’m watching the door with a girl they are trying to hook me up with. It’ll be fun, just how much fun? I don’t know.

I’m off to bed, gotta get up in 2 hours for work.