I met HBArrr at a Stag & Doe last Saturday, click here to see the post, and we’ve been communicating via e-mail since then. She is a quality girl with a great personality. I am a virgin, yes a virgin, and I can see myself losing my virginity to her, which is making me a little nervous. Here are our communications to date:

From: JP
To: HBArrr
Subject: Books we discussed yesterday
Date: Sunday, April 22, 2007 3:33 pm

Hey HBArrr,

Nickleback came on the radio and you immediately came to mind. I decided to shoot you an email and ask you the “normal” stuff like “sup?”, “whatcha doin?”, and “what’s your favourite movie?”.

Just kidding . . . or am I?

I thought I would send you a couple links to a few books that we discussed yesterday, here they are:

Way of the Peaceful Warrior - Dan Millman

The Power of Now - Eckhart Tolle

Which Passions book were you recommending? The one by Jude Morgan (Passion: A Novel), the one by Tabitha Lenox (Hidden Passions: Secrets from the Diaries of Tabitha Lenox), or is it another one?

All the best,
JP

From: HBArrr
To: JP
Subject: Re: Books we discussed yesterday
Date: Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:22 pm

Hey JJJJAAAAMMMMEEESSSS!!!!! (see…i didnt call you jamie…i was tempeted but i controlled myself)

its so great to hear from you!!!!! i am actually at work now…and its the first time i have been able to check my email since last week, and when i saw your email - it was such a great surprise…actually, i thought about you today…at work there is music playing in the waiting room and every time i go into it i would hear phil colins or john mayor and you popped into my head and then i would do a little laugh

i guess you had the same thing huh? and i bet you enjoyed listening to nickleback since i know you secretly like their music….jk.

thanks SOOOOO much for the the links, i looked at them and they look very interesting. i do appreciate you sending me that info…i am always looking for different books to read. now…both books sound like they are ’self help’ books….are they? it didnt sound like it when you were telling me about it…but i will check them out.

as for your new aquired interest in reading some romance novels….(still wondering why??) I actually dont really recomended the passions book, Weuthering Heights is more interesting - i think you will like it more. so….have you been studying for sex psych? good luck tomorrow…i hope it goes well for you!

so how is your new colone working out? attracting lots of women well, i have to get back to work, then back to studying tonight. talk to you later!!!!
bye!
hbarrr

From: JP
To: HBArrr
Subject: Hey
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:16 pm

Hey HBArrr!

It’s great to hear from you as well. Yes I do enjoy Phil Collins, though I never said I was one for John Mayer, I just get his song “Your Body Is A Wonderland” stuck in my head sometimes. So you can giggle all you want, while I tear up in the corner while Nickleback plays in the background.

Those books can be considered ’self help’. To me self help books are masturbation, I prefer the real experience. I just enjoy getting the little tidbits from them and finding out what it was that changed so many lives. Way of the Peaceful Warrior and The Power of Now were two books that really opened the way I saw/experienced the world around me.

I haven’t even read a romance novel and you question my potential actions? You’re the one who’s read a few romance novels. What do you enjoy most about them?

I have had positive results with the cologne, they even had a nice display of it at the [Mall] when I was in [BigCity] today, so I guess it must be popular. What is your favourite cologne of all time?

There’s something about you that intrigues me, and I can’t quite put a finger on it. I would like to get together with you sometime. What is your number and schedule? Then maybe, just maybe, I’ll tell you why I want to read romance novels.

JP

From: HBArrr
To: JP
Subject: Re: Hey
Date: Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:42 pm

Hey you!
how is your weekend going? Did your exam go well? i am so excited,….i am all done my exams - its great! thought i still have to study though for my provincial exam in june. but its nice to be done school though…at least for now. how about you? what are your plans for now?what were you doing in [BigCity]? are you there often?

i have to say i enjoyed your analogy about the self help books…i never looked at it that way. i HAD to read my first self help book and did not enjoy it (it was for school). you have probably heard of Steven Covey’s “the 7 habits of highly effective ppl”. yes…it was a good book and i feel i did take things away from it but not for myself but for other ppl, and i have tried to help others using Covey’s methods but its not for me…dont know why. but i will actually try reading those books, and what to find out how it influenced your life.

i dont usually read romance novels, its very far from what i like to read, mainly because most romance novels are far from what reality really is,,,and there is always the happy ending which doesnt always occur in life. but a good friend of mine read those two romance books and mentioned and recommended me to read it. so sometimes i do try new things if somene i trust suggests it…as i am doing with you.

you know what…there is something about you that intrigues me too and i was thinking that since the other night. sure…i would love to get together sometime….i guess if that is the only way i will find out why you want to read romance novels…..just kidding around blondie. give me a call sometime (###-###-####). my schedule is kind of all over the place so no worry just call me when you arent busy.

hope to talk to you soon,
HBArrr

ps. sorry about the long email, i start writing to you and i didnt realize it was so long…sorry!

From: HBArrr
To: JP
Subject: MSN
Date: Saturday, April 28, 2007 10:03 pm

Hey….didnt know if you have MSN…i am usually not on but i thought i would check anyways.
HBArrr

I desire to get to know HBArrr to the fullest extent, so I’m going to give her a call tonight and make plans for us to meet.

And no, I’m not going to give HBArrr my MSN, learned that doing so doesn’t work well for me.