Becoming A Pick-Up Artist

I begin the day at 6:20 am, head to work, and work till 3:00 pm. I get cleaned up and head to my brothers Stag & Doe for 5:00 pm. We get there and start setting up. The girl I’m assigned to work with and that I think they’re trying to set me up with, […]

Well the night goes like other nights, I get opened, though I don’t open. Some highlights of the evening were a topless girl having her picture taken with strangers, watching a guy walk into a wall and claim injury, seeing superman get punched in the gut while batman just watches, and also witnessed a guy […]

I started the day dressing GM style with gold shoes, sunglasses, and a shirt with shiny gold on it. I go to school to do some studying and open a girl sitting beside me asking if the library has good water, I couldn’t hear what the hell she was saying. I then head to the […]

7 hours out, 0 opens.
Consequence:
- Walk 5.6 miles of shame home.

I went out, I didn’t open, I’m pissed.