Having Sex With A 16-Year-Old
By V on Sep 6, 2007 in Practice
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Earlier today I went out and did day game. I made the mall my “sarging” location. I get to the mall around lunchtime. I enter Sears and get a free dose of Jean Paul Gautier cologne. I love the cologne. I just won’t buy Jean Paul Gautier’s because it’s too expensive for my budget. I scan the area for some attractive girls to warm up with. I spot one by the M·A·C Cosmetics booth.
I get her opinion on the cologne I’m wearing. She likes it but says I put on too much. I tell her that I get excited when I see something I like. I give her a wink. She smiles. I bid her farewell and find some more girls to warm up on.
I enter the mall and find an assortment of attractive girls. I don’t know where to start. I spot two girls about to pass in front of me. I step out right in front of them. They stop and give me a “What the hell is your problem?” look. I turn and smile at them. They walk off and mention something between themselves that contains the word “asshole”. I look around for some more girls. I notice a large amount of girls in a store. When I realize that store that is I give my head a shake.
That store is American Eagle. AE is loved by wannabes. I decide to become a “wannabe” and venture inside the store. I go in to the men’s section, grab two random shirts and approach these two attractive girls.
V: “Which do you guys like better?”
Blonde: “What?”
V: “These shirts, WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER!?”
Blonde: “OH! They’re the same shirt, but different colour.”
I look at the shirts . . .
V: “So they are . . . which colour looks best?”
Blonde: “Is this a pickup line?”
V: “Yeah. It is. I find it easier than just asking a girl if she wants to fuck.”
Blonde” *Laughs* “It’s a good line. Just make sure to get two different shirts next time.”
V: “I’ll do that. Anyways. How do you guys know each other?”
Blonde: “We’re friends from school. This is Angela. My name is Tara.”
V: “It’s a pleasure to meet you Angela.”
Angela: “It’s nice to meet you . . . What’s your name?”
V: “My name is V.”
Angela: “Well it’s nice to meet you V.”
Our conversation goes on to discuss why in God’s name they shop at American Eagle, what kind of guys they are trying to attract with their “wannabe” clothes, and I try to guess what kind of panties they are wearing. They tried to guess mine, but couldn’t because I was going commando that day.
I noticed Angela was into it this devilish conversation.
Angela was locked onto my eyes, laughing more than necessary, and touching my arm multiple times. I ignored Tara while talking more intimate with Angela. Tara interrupts our conversation by asking me, “How old are you V?”
V: “Guess.”
Tara: “20.”
V: “No. 22.”
V: “How old are you guys?”
Angela: “Guess.”
I like to guess five years older than I think they are.
V: “23.”
Tara: “You’re about ten years off.”
I go wide-eyed in shock.
V: “13!?”
Angela: “No! 16.”
Angela keeps up the conversation while the words “you’re a pedophile” rattle around in my head. I tell myself, “The legal age of consent in Ontario is 16. She is legal and she is fuckable.” The battle of ethics continues in my mind for a period of time. I’m brought back to reality when Angela hits me on the arm.
Angela: “Are you listening?”
V: “Of course. I just remembered that I have an appointment that I am late for.”
Angela: “Well you should get going to it. Let me give you my number.”
V: “I don’t have a pen and paper.” (I do have a pen and paper. At that moment I do not want to be getting a 16-year-olds digits.)
Angela: “Do you have a cell phone?”
V: “No.”
Angela: “Well let me write it down for you.”
V: “OK.”
I get Angela’s number, tell them it was a pleasure meeting me, and head to the food court to ponder over the number.
She clearly wants to fuck me. And I want to fuck that 16-year-old.
I decide to keep the number and call her later this week.
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If this was in TO I think I know what mall that was. Hey, if you’re ever looking for a wing I’m with the TO lair so you know I’m on the up and up. Anyways, cool post V. I had the opposite happen to me where I thought the chick was 19 and she was actually 29. I was kinda stunned but unlike you I was almost blown out because of it…
man, i wouldn’t do it just for the fuck of it.
Damn I gotta get more $$ so I can go shopping more. You’re getting experienced quickly man - since the ‘how about a fuck’ post. I’m still gonna try that, even though it might not be necessary or the best approach at this point.
Appreciate your posts.
Hey tw,
why do you need money to shop more? I didn’t actually buy anything.
With asking, “How about a fuck?” you learn that everything else you’ll do in pick-up pales in comparison.
Give it a go and let me know how it goes.
V
Your an inspiration!
I had the opportunity to hook up with a 16 year old but I turned the opportunity down - damn my morals ;).
Could you write a blog post on how your success started snowballing?
Why didn’t you say when she asked if it was a pick-up line: “Because I’m talking to you, doesn’t mean that I automatically want to date you.”
Plz, don not fuck a 16 year old. Come on, don’t. It is sick. even if it is legal in a hillbilly state where you come from.
This is the most ignorant shit I ever read.
Dude if your trying to hook up with a 16 year old you seriously got problems… I mean come on… thats just sick… the only funny thing was that you actually thought about calling them…
haha whaaat.
16 yr old n 22 year old? that isnt bad at all, my friends going out with a 22 yr old and shes 16.
then again, we live in australia!
Yes, indeed. Australie is clearly retarded if it is the standerd to fuck people with that age when you are 22.
hey, if ya can’t get into australia, come on in to new zealand mate. you can even have a go at our prime minister. she’s not 16 but she’s desperate too.
it legal in the UK.
i was 16 (guy) and i went with a 26 year old woman. no one said a thing but its different when its the other way around. these girls dont sound naive or too young. DO IT MAN, if you dont someone else will
Biologically it is acceptable. The healthiest offspring come from someone of her age… less likely to have diseases an shit. The older you are the more defective your genes are.. so you have more chances of getting DOWN’S SYNDROME etc…
But you’re not talking about kids… just a fuck.
I’m sure this 16yr old isn’t mentally mature and probably not advisable to get involved. She might fall in love with you and cause you headaches. Then you won’t be braggin to ya mates about how you fucked a 16yr old!! Especially when her old man or older brothers come bangin on your door when she squeals on ya.
Then again, that can be exciting! ha ha
As dr Karl says you’re not talking about kids, but sometimes they can happen despite precautions. I don’t think you should fuck anybody unless you’re prepared for the possible responsibility of parenthood, even when your plan is just to have a good time and move on.
Also, if she looks 18 and says she’s 16, she could be 15 and telling you fibs.
16-year-olds are usually much less mature than they imagine themselves to be.
Here’s a novel idea: have you ever thought about forming a meaningful relationship first? You never know, you might enjoy it.
i don’t really see the problem here. if the legal age of consent is 16 and she wants to do it then do it but make sure she doesnt get attached. i’m in the exact same situation as you are except i’m the girl who’s 16 and my boyfriend is a senior in college.
so have fun and check her id
I dont see anything wrong with it- as long as its legal go for it!
Godspeed: Wow I never knew I had hillbilly states in Canada!! Maybe Miss SOUTH CAROLINA was right about the whole map thing….
The core message is, it is retarded. And I fucking don’t care where you come from.
heh heh, fuck her, I bet you are under the fucking jail in 2 months when she turns up pregnant…do it
this is pretty funny. I say you call her and lets see where this leads too, thats if you still have her number..lol
If the leagal age in Canada is 16 then why the hell not? You wont be breaking any laws. Here in the States the legal age is 18 & I’d love to have an 18 yr old. I do however agree with some of the others replies that warn you of her becoming attached to you. I say do it, you may never get a chance like this again! Good luck my man!
Don’t do that shit man, it’s just wrong and YOU know it
Its Ok in England haha Take her on holiday
V: being a kickass PUA means that you probably can have your pick of women. Then why not let this green peach pass and pick a ripe, juice, fresh one. The only reason to risk trouble with the law, or a concience dilemma, or an angry father (let alone put up with the infantilism of a 16 year old) is if she is very hot and you have no other game.
But, champ, if you have lots of game, as I’m sure you do, then move on and save yourself some trouble.
your friend, Andrew.
I hope you did have sex with her. I slept with a 32 year old and I’m 16.
Look I know it sounds WRONG, but honestly guys, we’re only going to die anyway. Each one of us, no matter how good or bad our lives turn out, are going to DIE and it’s all OVER. So if you want something, you might as well have it. You’re not going to go to jail, even if other guys call you a sicko, not all girls are sluts either. I certainly am not, although I most definitely cannot wait to be 18, you can’t live in the past or the future. Live for now, you’ll be fine
I was just 16 when I started a relationship and slept with a 32 year old. It was fun to start with but I was so young and he had already experienced life where as I hadn’t. After 9 months we didn’t see life the same way. It was also a question of what did I tell my friends. Those that I did tell told me that it was wrong. In the end it kinda tore me up inside.
But, at the time I was happy and thought it was the right thing to do. I didn’t see anything wrong or unacceptable as I knew that was what I wanted.
I hated the social judgement that I was subjected to. It is up to individuals to choose what they want to do with their life - not the public, friends or family.
Having said that, as a 20 year old now… I feel that I was used in the relationship. I feel that he just wanted to pop as many red flowers as he could so that he could brag to his mates.
16 and 22 are major age and maturity differences. You are not being mature, to clear that part up. You are just re-acting on physical attraction that can give you more to bargin for than just pleasure.
Just imagine happening to know this 16 year old the rest of your life knowing she can carry the child you two can produce, std that both can give (you don’t know where she has been as well as you been obviously with a lot of girls according to your private always making decisions for you). She can become attached or want “more”. While you most likely don’t want more than a weekend F buddy, that can complicate things. She can feel used and what is a good man to make a female feel used? None does…..therefore, when you are ready to settle down, it will be hard to find a girl to not judge you by your lack of good judgment.
Just because legal age is 16 doesn’t make it right. If it was right, you wouldn’t of had second thoughts about her age with yours.
She is still a child. Not even an adult with a full time job or out of the parent’s house ordeal. Can’t you find someone your age at your responsibility age level?….sad if you stoop down that low.
Does that girl even got a bush?
you seem like you have the maturity of a 16yo. if so, then go head, screw up her life, live to regret yours, and make many more immoral decisions as you grow up. loser.
What kind of guy cruises the mall to pick up girls? I thought no one did that past the age of 13. You must be a loser if all you can get is 16 year old tail.
This is extremely disturbing.
Do it
dude, you can’t do it. i know you want to. i would want to. but you have to pass. even if she is cute as hell, you have to resist. for one, she only SAYS that she is 16. she could be even younger than that. also, odds are good that she’ll become attached. don’t waste any more valuable time on the situation.
Sex is harmless. It doesn’t matter. You people are so uptight it’s funny.
Why dont you take a seat
If there’s grass on the field, play it brother. I mean, it is legal age so…
Man, that is some disgusting stuff. Step your game up dude. I’m sorry, but that seems very unethical.
Hey man, I’m from Toronto too, and you’re way off.
The legal age of consent in all of Canada is 14, not 16!
You’re well within the boundaries.
Hit that.
P.S. no anal though that’s illegal until 18
i’d hit it
Just fuck her already. I did!!!!
You a sick bastard!
This happened to me too. See my post:
http://mylifeismyart.becomingapua.com/?p=8
Peace
G
Hey there, well, everyone, this guy is A-OK!! Like if anything I’m the one in a little bit of some hot water, cause I’m 20 and the girl is 15, a very sexy japanese girl, who is quite mature however. Even more mature than girls my age. Point is, if she wants to, then do it. Noone else has to know, it’s only if you guys both feel right about it. If there’s any doubt or grand hesitation, then you know there’s something wrong and that you two should not proceed with the deed!! But have fun man, hehe!!!
Oh geez, but to all who read that last post, keep it legal, cause I don’t wanna give inspiration to any middle-aged freaks who want to bone some pre-teens. Not happening! Keep the action clean, fun, healthy, and best of all legal!! Best of luck!!
Dude, if you don’t tap dat ass at least give me the phone number so I can do it for you!
Dude, you sound like my older brother.
He’s now 40, has had 4 kids with 3 different girls, works as a pizza boy, and owes well over $50,000 in child support.
None of his kids were planned, and the girl he’s with now, he got pregnant when she was 16 (and he was 34). My brother fucked a girl just 2 years older than me.
In other words, my brother is a loser who can’t hold down a job and is a professional failure, so don’t end up like my brother.
Just to let you guys know there won’t be much difference while she is 16 as when she is 18 since people don’t magically transform into an adult when they turn 18 and most of you wouldn’t have a problem if he said she was 18. That is why in countries and states the age of consent varies and I think that 16 is a better choice since that is when you take sex ed and it is also legal for you to get married at 16 in a lot of places.
Why should there be a difference just because of a number when you should be looking at the person themself rather.
I’d generally say no because I’m from a different nation/culture and experienced different tradition/s. And I have different values, norms and all. But hey… You’re just being truthful. If your happy and you do enjoy what your doing then go! Fuck all you want :p
LOL
look @ all the people cut deep that its not them thats in this position, hence are taking the morale ground
fools, the lot of you
the guys is respecting the law
thats all it comes down to
if the law was no age gaps beyond 10% of the age for example , then you all would hold legitimate credence to complain
best go compaign for the desired changes
“Biologically it is acceptable. The healthiest offspring come from someone of her age…”
Not true, as I recall.