Becoming A Pick-Up Artist

Hey guys,
I’m handing out candy to the Trick-Or-Treaters. Helping me are Sheryl and Alli.
Michael Jackson’s Thriller is blaring on the radio.
I’m wearing my BDSM boxer costume.
Sheryl is Catgirl and Alli is a naughty princess.
Once the kids stop coming, or 10 PM hits, we’re all heading over to a Halloween party.
My conservative city likes shutting down […]

Here is my field report from Saturday night:
Tonight is the night when the bar crowd gets in their Halloween costumes and parties hard.
I put on my BDSM Boxer costume.
It’s a cold night so an overcoat is added to my costume ensemble.
I take my dad’s car and get downtown at 11 PM.
Driving around I see […]

A word of advice.
If you have nice bedsheets (i.e. gold 800 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets) then do NOT perform anal intercourse on them.
I will be spending the evening with my sheets and hydrogen peroxide . . .
V

I met this girl who has family in “high” places. She invited me to one of her parents’ parties. I told her, “No.”
I declined her invitation because I’ve had bad experiences with upper class people.
My style of questioning everything doesn’t mesh with their tried and true ways.
Do you guys recommend any books for “impressing” […]

Thursday night was enjoyed with a Playboy girl.
I’m listening to the radio and I hear that there is a costume party at a club downtown. It’s a pimp and hoe costume party. To make it even better the club has a special guest, Playboy’s Miss January.
I do work in the adult industry so I am […]