Here is my field report from Saturday night:

Tonight is the night when the bar crowd gets in their Halloween costumes and parties hard.

I put on my BDSM Boxer costume.

It’s a cold night so an overcoat is added to my costume ensemble.

I take my dad’s car and get downtown at 11 PM.

Driving around I see nothing but girls in erotic costumes.

I’M LOVING IT!

I search around for a free parking spot. It takes me a good 10 minutes, but I find one.

Walking down the main drag I see nothing but lines.

When I find a bar without a line I realize it’s not a popular one. It’s a bar that attracts an unusual punk crowd.

I can see some punk to my costume, so I head in.

The door bouncer informs me that wearing a BDSM hood is not permitted. I remove my hood and go for a glass of water.

Wearing boxing gloves and holding a glass do not mix.

I take my gloves off, tie them together and hang them around my neck.

I look around the bar sipping my glass of water.

I AM IN HEAVEN!

I see nothing but girls who look like SuicideGirls.

A SuicideGirl is the type of girl I’m most attracted to.

I approach a three set, all girls. One of the girls has a wicked turquoise hair colour. I open that girl with, “Hey, where did you get that hair colour from?”

She opens up, and I work my magic.

I’m quite impressed with these punk girls. They are so much more relaxed than the “cool” girls we know so well.

We chat about the wildest things we’ve ever done, play the Shag/Marry/Kill game, and try our hand at a little ESP.

I’m on fire.

I bring a two set into the conversation.

I stay the head of conversation until one of the two new girls begins taking over.

Removing a new set from an old set is something I have to work on.

I leave the five set rather than standing around like an idiot.

I look around and an attractive girl catches my eye. She’s sitting in a booth with another girl.

I swagger over in my Harley-Davidson boots and introduce myself.

The attractive one smiles and asks who I’m supposed to be.

V: A BDSM boxer
Hot SG: You just look like a boxer.

V: This place doesn’t allow me to wear my BDSM hood. This place is a little conservative don’t you think?
Hot SG: *Smiles*

V: Care if I sit?
Hot SG: No

I then sit beside Hot SG’s friend and begin chatting the friend up.

I chat up the friend, but I include Hot SG to keep her attention.

In order to get alone time with Hot SG I have to pass the friend off.

I play Shag/Marry/Kill with the friend.

Once I get the results I tell the friend I’ll bring them over. As I’m getting up she pulls me back and tells me she has a boyfriend.

Inside all I’m thinking is, “F*@K!”

I ask the girls if they’re hungry. They say, “Yes.” I reply, “Good, then you can buy me something to eat.”

We decide to go Dutch on the matter.

Since I have my car we decide on a cheap pizza place a little ways off the main drag.

Heading towards my car we are stopped by a crowd of drunken costume wearers.

They are drunk and looking to get crazy.

I grab the girls by the hands and pull them through the crowd.

Part way through the crowd one guy stands in my way. That man is Zorro.

Zorro and I have a stare down.

He loses the stare down.

He comes back with, “And what are you supposed to be dressed up as?”

He’s kind of drunk, so I think that’s what he says.

I ask Zorro to move.

His response is, “Make me.” and proceeds to push me.

I remove my grasp from the girl’s hands, knee Zorro in the stomach, and trip him to the ground.

I step on Zorro’s cape to keep him down.

I’m about to ask him for an apology when I see two blue guys running towards me.

These Smurfs are friends of Zorro.

They turn out to be cool guys who have to baby-sit drunken Zorro.

I tell them the situation and they give me the apology I want.

As the Smurfs drag Zorro off the girls and I head to my car.

We drive over to the pizza joint, grab a slice and just talk. I’m not splitting these girls up, so the possibility of scoring is out the window.

They’re cool people so I give them a ride to Hot SG’s house.

As they’re exiting my car Hot SG gives me a piece of paper with her number on it.

I wish them a good night and head home.

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