Today I broke out my winter clothes for the first time.

I’m not too fond of winter, but I like to make the most of things.

The great thing about winter is that most people stay inside. That offers you many opportunities to open without too much walking.

During winter time one place where it’s crowded is the bus. That’s where I like to warm up. You squeeze right next to a girl, smile, roll your eyes, and bust out the intimate voice.

I’m not too fond of opening girls wearing headphones.

When I got off the bus I noticed this cutie in red. My dilemma with her was that she wore those dreaded headphones.

I attempted to open her by walking up beside her, looking over my shoulder and saying, “Hey.”

She gave me a slight glance, but pretended not to hear me. I stopped. She kept walking.

I tried again by yelling, “Hey, girl with the headphones.”

Still nothing.

Looking around and saw nothing but snow. It’s wet and perfect for snowballs.

I bent down, grabbed some snow, and compacted it between my leather gloves.

The lady in red was still in my sites. I cocked my arm back and let ‘er fly.

It struck her on the right shoulder. She turns around in shock.

As she removed the headphones from her ears she yelled, “Did you just throw a snowball at me?”

To which I replied, “Now you acknowledge me!”

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It’s Friday. I have to get going to a girls place to party before heading downtown. I continued the day using snowballs as a way to open girls. I will process my results and post them tomorrow.

Party time!