The “Christmas cheer” comes earlier every year. Now I have girls asking me what I plan to get them for Christmas. Most aren’t so upfront about wanting something. I wish they were so I can just tell them to fuck off.

Most guys spend WAY to much on gifts for ONE girl. A great thing about being a pick-up artist is that you aren’t like most guys.

It would be too easy to put all relationships on hiatus for the Christmas season. It also wouldn’t be as fun.

Here are 4 priceless gifts a pick-up artist can give his girls this Christmas.

1. YOUR TIME
What is more valuable than your time? NOTHING!

Life is made up of time, and you only live once. Let the other chumps “kill time”.

2. SEX
To make sex priceless you would have to go without wearing a condom, cause $0.25 for a condom makes it a $0.25 gift.

I recommend only giving this priceless gift to girls you trust to be clean. I don’t trust girls so I won’t be giving this gift, unless they provide the condom.

3. COUPONS
I’m printing off coupons like there’s no tomorrow. What beats a 2-for-1 dinner at the Golden Griddle? That’s like $11 in savings!?

Give 100 Golden Griddle coupons and you’ve just given $1100 worth of gifts.

4. A BOOT OUT THE DOOR
If a girl is “offended” by the priceless gift(s) then give her the boot. It may seem mean, but it’s not. It’s a great gift.

It gives the girl the opportunity to find a chump who’ll give her the gifts she wants. It’ll also give you the opportunity to fill her place with someone better.

A tear comes to my eye just thinking about how generous I’ll be this holiday season.

Note: These gifts are only for girls who want something for Christmas.