Mike Lang is not known in the community because he’s a natural pick-up artist. He’s a comedian by trade who loves the ladies. He has definitely been around as he knows lots about the game without even reading The Game. Here are his notes:

Notes

- A response to an indirect rejection (where they say “that was the 8th worst pickup line ever”) would be, “Nothing wrong with raping a bitch.”

Rule
- As long as you mean well, which means you do things to others as you would want done to you
i. Jokingly flirting

Best Pickup Line
- If you’re at a gym, on the way out introduce yourself and leave. Then when you go back to the place you can say, “Hi” to that person and talk

- Think of it as a game, as a sport. You have to go at him.

- Never beg

- You’re there for her to laugh

- Think of it as a game, if you lose, who cares, you have three lives

- You go with aggressiveness and you’ll conquer

- Best opening line = “Hey”

- You have to believe that you can close it. If it’s rejection it’s still a close; it’s done and over with.

- After the opener think about what you have on that you can talk about

- Everytime someone opens their mouth they are telling about something important for them at that moment

- Let girl do 70% of talking

- After you’re done talking, elaborate on her answer. Go into only what she says.

- No “Yes” / “No” answers

- Ask: “What do you enjoy?” or “What do you like to do?”

- Best place for a first date
i. Comedy club
1. Cheap, comedians do work for you

- Group of girls opener
i. “Oh what does a guy have to do to get a kiss on the cheek around here?”
ii. Read the ugliest girls palm, give bullshit reading, then next ugliest, and then eventually the hottest girl will want you to read her palm.

Keys
- Got to have fun, and be sure of yourself
- When talking about something give value (i.e. smiles, laughter . . )
- It’s a game, just have fun, be aggressive, don’t mumble it, fucking say it.

Phrase to a guy who tries to dance with your girl at a bar/club
- “I am going to slit your throat and put battery acid down your throat”, then look at your buddy and say, “get the battery acid”. Just give ‘er.

Mixed group
- Harder, cause guys act territorial
- Go up to the guy and introduce yourself. And say “hey, what’s going on with these ladies?”

Buddy up
- best is to get a girl to go out with you